I have never seen a woman SPIT! Do men produce more saliva than women?
The "re-arranging" of private parts. I must say that I have never seen my brothers or husband do this, but I have seen it at work and in public.
Things one would never hear from a woman:
"What can I do you for?"
"Working hard--or hardly working?"
In line in stores, when guys see other guys whom they know, one will say, "Are you going to pay for mine too?"
Do guys have problems with small talk?
I have always said that the best thing about being a woman is that we aren't expected to be pallbearers but after seeing the niece of a sister-in-law being a pallbearer, I guess we have total equality.
REASONS MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN
MEN CAN PLAY WITH TOYS ALL THEIR LIVES
MEN CAN WEAR SHORTS NO MATTER HOW THEIR LEGS LOOK
MEN HAVE ONE WALLET
MEN CAN DECIDE WHETHER TO GROW A MUSTACHE
MEN CAN "DO" THEIR FINGERNAILS WITH A POCKET KNIFE
MEN HAVE THE WHOLE GARAGE TO THEMSELVES
MEN NEVER HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR LAST NAME
MEN ONLY HAVE TO SHAVE THEIR FACES AND NECKS
MEN CAN KEEP THE SAME HAIRSTYLE FOR YEARS--EVEN DECADES
MEN CAN GO ON VACATION FOR A WEEK AND PACK ONE SUITCASE
MEN CAN OPEN ALL THEIR JARS
MEN DON'T HAVE ZIPPERS IN THE BACK
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From my brother Norman:
When a man is in line at the grocery store, he will have the money out ready to pay. When a woman is checking out, she will stand there with her purse on her shoulder until the cashier tells her the amount owed. Then the woman seems surprised that she is expected to pay. She will then take the bag from her shoulder, search through 750 expired coupons, then finally find her checkbook. After more digging, a pen with no ink appears. After the check is finally written, another search through the bottomless shoulder bag to find an ID card. By this time I have given up, tossed my loaf of bread aside and left the store.
Did I mention this was the fast check out lane?
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